Newser Story Index from January, 2014

Welcome to the Newser Story Index. Here you find stories written by Newser writers and editors, assembled with supporting photos and videos from the files of the news story.

JPMorgan Execs Unscathed in $1.7B Madoff Settlement
Latest Anti-Gay Celeb: Evander Holyfield
Trapped Ships Break Free of Antarctic Ice
Noah's Ark Park in Danger of Sinking
Father of Kung Fu Movies Dead at 106
Lindsey Vonn: I'm Skipping Olympics
Deep Freeze Engulfs East, South
Burglars Who Hit FBI in 1971 Finally Come Forward
Crazy Restricted Zone Goes Up Around Sochi Today
So Long, John: Intel Dumps McAfee Name
Stealth Carbs in Paleo Diet Rotted Ancients' Mouths
Sex Scandal Teacher Jailed Again
Michael Bay Chokes at CES Appearance
Calif. Priest Was Beaten to Death With Stake, Pipe
Mystery Crop Circle Was PR Stunt
Florida State Stuns Auburn for BCS Title
French Goodyear Workers Take Bosses Hostage
Supervolcanoes: What Makes Them Erupt
Bigfoot's Corpse? Hunter Says He's Got It
Judge: Chicago's Gun Ban Is Unconstitutional
Bitter Split Riles Atheist Church
FBI Joins Hunt for 'Road Rage Killer'
Senate OKs Janet Yellen to Lead Fed
SNL Finally Lands Black Actress
Waitress Receives Huge 'Gift From God' Tip
State to Sex Offender: No, You Can't Take Bar Exam
Racist Baby Slapper Gets Eight Months in Prison
Jet Almost Hits ... UFO?
FBI's Primary Mission? Not Law Enforcement Anymore
Believe Me, Not Getting Vaccinated Sucks
As Hillary Mulls 2016, Loyalists Lay Groundwork
CES' Hot New Gadget Is Your Car
Cops: Teen Killed Over Xbox Argument
Sheen: Marriage Tweet a Joke to Annoy Denise
'Jihad Jane' Gets 10 Years
Wis. Senator: Here's Why I'm Suing Over ObamaCare
Body Parts Fall From Sky in Saudi Arabia
Bible Is Actually OK With Birth Control
Rescuers Save Naked Man— From Appliance
Madonna Posts Picture of Son, 13, Holding Booze
Supreme Court Halts Gay Marriage in Utah
Dems Raising a Ruckus Over Jobless Benefits
Katy Perry's Demands: Dried Figs, Crudites
3-Year-Old Dies After Trip to Dentist
Failed Suicide Bomber: Afghan Girl, 8
Knut's Killer: Brain Disease
'Life-Threatening' Cold Grips US
At Root of Dogs-Ate-Uncle Claim: Joking Tweet?
Steubenville Teen Released
Merkel Breaks Pelvis in 'Low-Speed' Ski Mishap