Must Reads
Must Reads
Most Popular
Popular
US
World
Science
Politics
Great Finds
More
More sections
Superlatives
Breaking
Celebrity
Crime
Entertainment
Green
Health
Lifestyle
Longform
Media
Money
Opinion
Sports
Tech
Travel
Brilliant
Hilarious
Intriguing
By date
Today
Yesterday
Pick-a-date
Mar
2025
S
M
T
W
T
F
S
23
24
25
26
27
28
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
1
2
3
4
5
Depressing
Ridiculous
Scary
Log into your Newser account
Logging in
Joined Newser on:
logout
Settings
Email Subscriptions
Comments
Find what you're looking for
More about Newser:
About Us
Editorial Policy
AI Policy
Sweepstakes
Contact Us
Terms of Use
Privacy Policy
Site Map
What's New
Want to contribute?
Suggest a Story
Get our apps:
iPhone
iPad
Android
Windows
Install our app:
Newser App
Breaking News
THE GRID
POPULAR
FRONT PAGE
Today
Yesterday
Geek World Rants, Raves Over Microsoft Ad
Sep 5, 2008 7:20 PM CDT
How to Write a Rousing
Acceptance Speech
GLOSSIES
Sep 5, 2008 6:49 PM CDT
Spore
Sparkles, But
Gameplay's a Little Dim
NEW RELEASE
Sep 5, 2008 6:18 PM CDT
Hanna Sets Sights
on Carolinas
Sep 5, 2008 5:50 PM CDT
advertisement
Biofuel Firms' African Land Grab Has Colonial Echoes
ANALYSIS
Sep 5, 2008 5:20 PM CDT
The Bromance
of Mac & Graham
OPINION
Sep 5, 2008 4:50 PM CDT
advertisement
Troopergate Continues to Follow Palin
Sep 5, 2008 4:31 PM CDT
'Rattling' Dog's Diet
Included Golf Balls
Sep 5, 2008 4:17 PM CDT
advertisement
Novak: Cancer Helps Heal
Old Wounds
OPINION
Sep 5, 2008 4:02 PM CDT
Detroit Mess May Hurt Obama
ANALYSIS
Sep 5, 2008 3:53 PM CDT
Plans to Stop Global Warming Straight From Sci-Fi Novels
ANALYSIS
Sep 5, 2008 3:39 PM CDT
Stocks Mixed; Down For Week
MARKETS
Sep 5, 2008 3:26 PM CDT
advertisement
advertisement
Who Ya
Gonna Call?
Ghostbusters
Gear Up Again
Sep 5, 2008 3:20 PM CDT
German Cops Hunt
Autobahn Skater
Sep 5, 2008 3:08 PM CDT
Quayle: Palin Furor 'Sounded Familiar'
Sep 5, 2008 2:55 PM CDT
LPGA Backs Off English-Only Policy
Sep 5, 2008 2:43 PM CDT
advertisement
About-Face on Libya Signals Hope for Iran, N. Korea: Rice
Sep 5, 2008 2:34 PM CDT
Two Cloned Dogs Have Pups
Sep 5, 2008 2:23 PM CDT
advertisement
Crist Again Declares Fla. Emergency as Ike Nears
Sep 5, 2008 2:10 PM CDT
Hirst Heads to $120M Payday
Sep 5, 2008 1:58 PM CDT
advertisement
Palin Approval Runs Along Partisan Lines
Sep 5, 2008 1:45 PM CDT
Honda Insight May Be Cheapest Hybrid on Market
Sep 5, 2008 1:34 PM CDT
Band to GOP:
Turn Off 'Barracuda'
Sep 5, 2008 1:10 PM CDT
Busy Brain May Mean Big Belly
Sep 5, 2008 12:50 PM CDT
advertisement
advertisement
Paul Delegates to Convention Go Uncounted
Sep 5, 2008 12:40 PM CDT
Palin Changed Colleges 6 Times
Sep 5, 2008 12:30 PM CDT
It Shows
in Her Walk,
Study Claims
Sep 5, 2008 12:20 PM CDT
3 Dead, 1 Missing in
Hawaiian Helicopter Crash
Sep 5, 2008 12:09 PM CDT
advertisement
Pakistan Prez Comes With
Lots of Baggage
Sep 5, 2008 11:51 AM CDT
Palin, Obama
Share Suits
of Teflon
analysis
Sep 5, 2008 11:35 AM CDT
advertisement
McCain's Image as Lackluster Speaker Intact
opinion
Sep 5, 2008 11:25 AM CDT
'Dr. Greene' to Return to
ER
Sep 5, 2008 11:20 AM CDT
advertisement
Georgia Rep Calls Obamas 'Uppity' Elitists
Sep 5, 2008 11:10 AM CDT
LiLo Turns Down
Playboy
Sep 5, 2008 11:00 AM CDT
Bush Advised
to Delay Troop Cuts in Iraq
Sep 5, 2008 10:47 AM CDT
Bangkok
Dangerously Bland
MOVIE REVIEW
Sep 5, 2008 10:37 AM CDT
advertisement
advertisement
Lehman Considers 'Good Bank/Bad Bank' Split
Sep 5, 2008 10:22 AM CDT
Jonas Brothers Land TV Show
Sep 5, 2008 10:11 AM CDT
Rangel Didn't Pay Taxes on Dominican Villa
Sep 5, 2008 10:01 AM CDT
Klein: McCain
More Valedictory
Than Inspiring
OPINION
Sep 5, 2008 9:44 AM CDT
advertisement
Dell to Sell Factories as It Retools Strategy
Sep 5, 2008 9:30 AM CDT
Brain Doesn't Remember Events—It Relives Them
Sep 5, 2008 9:19 AM CDT
advertisement
Taliban Photos Enrage French
Sep 5, 2008 9:06 AM CDT
East Coast Braces for Storms
Sep 5, 2008 8:56 AM CDT
advertisement
Unemployment Rate Hits
5-Year High of 6.1%
Sep 5, 2008 8:43 AM CDT
Iraq Looks to Buy
F-16s From US
Sep 5, 2008 8:36 AM CDT
Maker of Marlboros May Buy Skoal for $10B
Sep 5, 2008 8:25 AM CDT
Camps Vie for 'Reformer' Label
analysis
Sep 5, 2008 8:15 AM CDT
Sections
US
World
Science
Politics
Great Finds
Health
Tech
Money
Sports
Media
Breaking
Crime
Entertainment
Celebrity
Lifestyle
Travel
Green
Opinion
By Date
3/29/2025
3/28/2025
3/27/2025
3/26/2025
3/25/2025
3/24/2025
3/23/2025
No more stories
Your device is not connected
Top Stories
Cop Arrested for 4th Time in 4 Months
1
Cop Arrested for 4th Time in 4 Months
1
ChatGPT's 'Ghiblification' Raises Ethical Concerns
2
The Disease Was About to Kill Him. AI Intervened
3
Senator Slams an 'Unbelievably Dangerous' Close Call
4
Musk Scrubs Post Offering $2M to Wisconsin Voters
5
On This Day:
March 29
10 Years of Headlines
We're glad you're here.
As an ad-supported site,
Newser can't exist without ads.
To read our stories, you'll
need to tweak one thing.
OK, tell me what to do
If you're using:
An ad-blocker, please whitelist Newser
by clicking the ad-blocker icon in your browser.
(Examples: Adblock Plus
, uBlock
, and Ghostery
)
A DuckDuckGo extension in your browser, please access Newser without it: Either by removing it, whitelisting us, or using another browser.
Thanks so much.
Get the news faster.
Tap to install our app.
Access Newser even faster.
Click here to install our app on your desktop.
X
Install the
Newser News
app
in two easy steps:
1. Tap
in your navigation bar.
2. Tap
to Add to Home Screen.
X