A threesome in a parked car—what could go wrong? A 32-year-old in Wenzhou, China, apparently learned the answer to that question the hard way last Thursday, Shanghaiist reports by way of local media. Chung Yeh and two twenty-something women stripped down in his car and started getting busy, so busy, in fact, that Chung somehow disengaged the handbrake. As luck would have it, the car was parked on a hill, and, now brakeless, began to roll ... straight into a tree.
If that sounds unfortunate, the reality was even worse: The impact was so intense that emergency responders (some two dozen firefighters) had to cut the two women from the car; one emerged with two broken legs, the other had internal injuries. Chung, who managed to extract himself from the car, was described by a passing driver as "agitated and shouting for the firemen to work faster to free them," reports the Daily Star. He's "being investigated for lewd acts in a public place, as the women will be when they are fit enough to answer charges," per a police rep. (This 4-way sex story has an even worse ending.)
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