SNL Has Limbaugh's New Sponsors

Rush Limbaugh may be bleeding sponsors—one count now has the number fleeing his show up to 98—because of his "slut" comment, but Saturday Night Live had some suggestions last night about who might fill the advertising void. A few of the highlights, as per Mediaite:

• Misaki Dolphin Poppers: "Start your day off right, with bits of dolphin."

• Depends for Racists: "If you pee a little every time you see a Mexican, you need Depends for Racists."
• Schoder's fake rape whistles: "Help is not on the way."
• Syria Tourism Board: Because, "Ah! No! There's nowhere to hide!"