Newser Story Index from April, 2010

Welcome to the Newser Story Index. Here you find stories written by Newser writers and editors, assembled with supporting photos and videos from the files of the news story.

Headache Gives British Woman a Chinese Accent
Try Some Locusts on Your Pizza
Toyota Recalls Problem Lexus SUV
Slutty Women Cause Earthquakes: Iranian Cleric
Texas Thrives, Thanks to Regulation and ... Windmills?
Website: We Have Apple's Next iPhone
Brother: I Molested Mo'Nique
Pope Celebrates Rocky 5th Anniversary
Tea Party Guy Calls Out 'Gay' Lindsey Graham
EU to Begin Opening Skies Tomorrow
Monotone Male Voices Are Irresistible
It's Time to Stop the Looters on Wall Street
Where Are the '60s Sex Kittens Now?
Repo Man Takes Kids' Limo on Prom Night
Obama Quietly Talks to Muslims
Aniston Strips for Perfume Ad
Google Chrome Says Goodbye to http://
10 Surprising Celeb Dropouts
Why Goldman Will Settle—and Fire Blankfein
Esquire 's Hottest Woman: Christina Hendricks
Al-Qaeda in Iraq's Leader Killed in Attack
LiLo's Credit Card Debt: $600K
Acne Cure: Breast Milk Cream?
Boxing Champ Suspected of Wife's Murder Kills Self
Tiger, Jesse Galpals to Host Reality Show
Tea Party Split Between Sarah Palin, Ron Paul
Gaga Copying Me: Grace Jones
Other Wall St. Banks as Guilty as Goldman
George Lopez Not a Conan Fan
Militia Groups Hold Armed Protest on Potomac
Goldman Probe Could Go Right to the Top
Facebook to Create Web-Wide 'Like' Button
Octopus Steals Video Camera, Swims Off With It
Carrie Underwood Makes History at Country Awards
Iraq Tortured Sunnis in Secret Prison
78% of Americans Don't Trust Their Government
Stranded Travelers Turn to Private Jets
Right-of-Fox Network Powers Up
Cops Take Dim View of 'Sparkle' Drug
Navy May Mobilize for Stranded Brits
NC Liberals Forging New Party Against 'Turncoat' Dems
Poll: World Likes US Again
Glee Grabs GLAAD Award
Recipe Calls for 'Freshly Ground Black People'
EU Holding Emergency Meeting on Flight Bans
Toyota to Pay $16.4M US Fine
Museumgoers Keep Groping the Nude Models
Boxing Champ Held After Wife Found Dead
Post-Madoff SEC Bites Goldman Sachs
Is Sarah Palin a Bigger Diva Than Mariah?