Must Reads
Must Reads
Most Popular
Popular
US
World
Science
Politics
Great Finds
More
More sections
Superlatives
Breaking
Celebrity
Crime
Entertainment
Green
Health
Lifestyle
Longform
Media
Money
Opinion
Sports
Tech
Travel
Brilliant
Hilarious
Intriguing
By date
Today
Yesterday
Pick-a-date
Apr
2025
S
M
T
W
T
F
S
30
31
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
1
2
3
Depressing
Ridiculous
Scary
Log into your Newser account
Logging in
Joined Newser on:
logout
Settings
Email Subscriptions
Comments
Find what you're looking for
More about Newser:
About Us
Editorial Policy
AI Policy
Sweepstakes
Contact Us
Terms of Use
Privacy Policy
Site Map
What's New
Want to contribute?
Suggest a Story
Get our apps:
iPhone
iPad
Android
Windows
Install our app:
Newser App
Breaking News
THE GRID
POPULAR
FRONT PAGE
Today
Yesterday
Most Overused
Words of the '00s
DUDE, SERIOUSLY
Dec 15, 2009 12:40 PM CST
Obama: Insulation Is 'Sexy'
cash for caulkers
Dec 15, 2009 12:34 PM CST
Rihanna
Goes
Topless
for
GQ
GLOSSIES
Dec 15, 2009 12:24 PM CST
Jenny Sanford,
Candidate?
Dec 15, 2009 12:10 PM CST
advertisement
Why Google Phone Won't Be a Game Changer
Farhad Manjoo
Dec 15, 2009 11:47 AM CST
Rock Hall to Induct
Stooges, ABBA
Dec 15, 2009 11:34 AM CST
advertisement
Stop Whining, Liberals: Senate Bill Is Fine
Nate Silver
Dec 15, 2009 11:26 AM CST
800K Swine Flu Shots
for Kids Recalled
h1n1 outbreak
Dec 15, 2009 11:21 AM CST
advertisement
Pregnant Obese Women
Told to Gain No Weight
Dec 15, 2009 11:10 AM CST
Drugs Not Factor in
Love's Lost Custody
Dec 15, 2009 10:56 AM CST
Stop Citing Jewish Ethics
Against
Health Reform!
rabbis to lieberman:
Dec 15, 2009 10:48 AM CST
Parenting Tips From Octomom
SERIOUSLY
Dec 15, 2009 10:47 AM CST
advertisement
advertisement
New Tiger Mistresses Emerge
MISTRESS COUNT: 14? 16?
Dec 15, 2009 10:40 AM CST
20K Flee
Filipino
Volcano
mother nature
Dec 15, 2009 10:30 AM CST
Toby Keith in Asian Video Flap
JUST LIKE MILEY
Dec 15, 2009 10:13 AM CST
Wal-Mart Fights Amazon With Free Pickup at Stores
Dec 15, 2009 9:56 AM CST
advertisement
Record Drop in Poll for Tiger
suddenly ON PAR WITH BUSH
Dec 15, 2009 9:46 AM CST
Poll Lays Bare Jobless Toll
on Families
Dec 15, 2009 9:33 AM CST
advertisement
SyFy Name Change
Not So Stupid
Dec 15, 2009 9:27 AM CST
Lieberman's Big Filibuster Flip
Rachel Maddow
Dec 15, 2009 9:19 AM CST
advertisement
Networks Face
Tiger-Sized Hole
Dec 15, 2009 8:53 AM CST
Obama Jakarta
Statue Attacked
on Facebook
Dec 15, 2009 8:43 AM CST
UK Issues War Crimes Warrant for Israeli...
Dec 15, 2009 8:33 AM CST
Chris Brown Quits Twitter
TANTRUMS
Dec 15, 2009 8:21 AM CST
advertisement
advertisement
GOP Hopes to Take Tea Party Cash to the Bank
Dec 15, 2009 8:16 AM CST
Up in the Air
Leads Globe Noms
GOLDEN GLOBES
Dec 15, 2009 7:56 AM CST
No-Show Bankers Show Who's on Top
andrew ross sorkin
Dec 15, 2009 7:28 AM CST
CT Scans Cause Cancer: Study
Dec 15, 2009 7:00 AM CST
advertisement
Lieberman Wins:
Dems to Drop
Medicare Buy-In
updated
Dec 15, 2009 7:00 AM CST
Illinois Prison Will
Take Gitmo Inmates
UPDATED
Dec 15, 2009 6:43 AM CST
advertisement
Woods Touts 'Family First' in Pre-Crash Interview
Dec 15, 2009 6:32 AM CST
Berlusconi Leaving
Hospital Tomorrow
Dec 15, 2009 6:23 AM CST
advertisement
Suicide Bomber Kills 8 in Kabul's Diplomatic Quarter
Dec 15, 2009 6:06 AM CST
N-ice! Colbert
Skates Onto
Sports Illustrated
Dec 15, 2009 5:50 AM CST
Obama Revives
Cold War Liberalism
DAVID BROOKS
Dec 15, 2009 5:33 AM CST
Nike: Tiger Affairs a Minor 'Blip'
Dec 15, 2009 5:26 AM CST
advertisement
advertisement
Fund Sues
Goldman Sachs
Over Bonuses
Dec 15, 2009 5:03 AM CST
Toyota Dumps
Raunchy 'Incest' Ad
Dec 15, 2009 4:37 AM CST
Couple Stashes Aborted Fetus Under Xmas Tree
Dec 15, 2009 4:09 AM CST
Brit Bishop
Sorry for
'Praising'
Taliban
Dec 15, 2009 3:48 AM CST
advertisement
Coconut-Carrying
Octopus Stuns Scientists
Dec 15, 2009 3:26 AM CST
F-Bomb Riles Irish Parliament
Dec 15, 2009 3:05 AM CST
advertisement
Calif. Family Killed
Dec 15, 2009 2:37 AM CST
UK Chain Yanks
'Anti-Redhead'
Xmas Card
Dec 15, 2009 2:10 AM CST
advertisement
Climate Activists Shouldn't Be Anti-Human
OPINION
Dec 15, 2009 1:20 AM CST
Papa Lohan Arrested in Restraining Order Bust
WAIT, HE WASN'T IN JAIL?
Dec 14, 2009 7:50 PM CST
Phillies Get Halladay;
Lackey, BoSox Near Deal
HOT STOVE ROUNDUP
Dec 14, 2009 7:23 PM CST
In Apology, Assailant Calls Berlusconi Attack 'Cowardly'
Dec 14, 2009 6:52 PM CST
Sections
US
World
Science
Politics
Great Finds
Health
Tech
Money
Sports
Media
Breaking
Crime
Entertainment
Celebrity
Lifestyle
Travel
Green
Opinion
By Date
4/4/2025
4/3/2025
4/2/2025
4/1/2025
3/31/2025
3/30/2025
3/29/2025
No more stories
Your device is not connected
Top Stories
Trump Fires 3 NSC Officials Over Loyalty: Report
1
Trump Fires 3 NSC Officials Over Loyalty: Report
1
Trump's Tariff Formula Is Surprisingly Simple
2
American Tried to Bring Coke to Isolated Tribe: Cops
3
'60s Teen Idol Is Terminally Ill
4
Loophole That Let Temu Thrive Will Be Closed May 2
5
On This Day:
April 4
10 Years of Headlines
We're glad you're here.
As an ad-supported site,
Newser can't exist without ads.
To read our stories, you'll
need to tweak one thing.
OK, tell me what to do
If you're using:
An ad-blocker, please whitelist Newser
by clicking the ad-blocker icon in your browser.
(Examples: Adblock Plus
, uBlock
, and Ghostery
)
A DuckDuckGo extension in your browser, please access Newser without it: Either by removing it, whitelisting us, or using another browser.
Thanks so much.
Get the news faster.
Tap to install our app.
Access Newser even faster.
Click here to install our app on your desktop.
X
Install the
Newser News
app
in two easy steps:
1. Tap
in your navigation bar.
2. Tap
to Add to Home Screen.
X