Must Reads
Must Reads
Most Popular
Popular
US
World
Science
Politics
Great Finds
More
More sections
Superlatives
Breaking
Celebrity
Crime
Entertainment
Green
Health
Lifestyle
Longform
Media
Money
Opinion
Sports
Tech
Travel
Brilliant
Hilarious
Intriguing
By date
Today
Yesterday
Pick-a-date
Apr
2025
S
M
T
W
T
F
S
30
31
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
1
2
3
Depressing
Ridiculous
Scary
Log into your Newser account
Logging in
Joined Newser on:
logout
Settings
Email Subscriptions
Comments
Find what you're looking for
More about Newser:
About Us
Editorial Policy
AI Policy
Sweepstakes
Contact Us
Terms of Use
Privacy Policy
Site Map
What's New
Want to contribute?
Suggest a Story
Get our apps:
iPhone
iPad
Android
Windows
Install our app:
Newser App
Breaking News
THE GRID
POPULAR
FRONT PAGE
Today
Yesterday
Unemployed Grad
Sues College
for Tuition
Aug 3, 2009 3:10 AM CDT
Scientists Find First Human Infected With Gorilla HIV
Aug 3, 2009 2:48 AM CDT
Leave Keira's Bust
Alone: Brit Pols on Ads
Aug 3, 2009 2:19 AM CDT
Iran Poised to
Create Nuke
Next Year
Aug 3, 2009 1:50 AM CDT
advertisement
Democrats Still Harping on Bush in Gov Races
Aug 3, 2009 1:24 AM CDT
Athletes Who Died
Too Young
Aug 2, 2009 7:50 PM CDT
advertisement
LA Episcopal Church Tests Gay Policy
Aug 2, 2009 7:25 PM CDT
Jude Law a Dad? He Wants DNA Test to Prove It
Aug 2, 2009 6:40 PM CDT
advertisement
Iraqi Officers
Behind $4.8M
Bank Heist
Aug 2, 2009 6:15 PM CDT
Eggs Screen Sperm for
DNA Quality: Scientists
Aug 2, 2009 5:49 PM CDT
Gates: I Can
Joke About
Arrest Now
Aug 2, 2009 5:24 PM CDT
Spielberg Hops
Onto
Harvey
Remake
Aug 2, 2009 5:05 PM CDT
advertisement
advertisement
Venezuela Arming
FARC Rebels:
Stolen Emails
Aug 2, 2009 4:45 PM CDT
Lessons From
a Cuban Roadtrip
OPINION
Aug 2, 2009 4:21 PM CDT
Palin Lawyer Threatens Blogger With Summons
Aug 2, 2009 4:00 PM CDT
World's Dirtiest Old Men
Aug 2, 2009 3:33 PM CDT
advertisement
'Clunkers' on Ice Unless
Senate Ponies Up $2B: LaHood
Aug 2, 2009 3:08 PM CDT
Phelps, US Grab
Relay Record
Aug 2, 2009 2:51 PM CDT
advertisement
Funny People
Funny
Enough for Box Office Win
BOX OFFICE ROUNDUP
Aug 2, 2009 2:27 PM CDT
Health Care Works Great—
for Congress
ANALYSIS
Aug 2, 2009 2:00 PM CDT
advertisement
Newfound Mozart Works
Written in Sister's Book
Aug 2, 2009 1:27 PM CDT
Facebook Bad for Teens, Warns Archbishop
Aug 2, 2009 1:09 PM CDT
Panetta to Congress: Let Go of the Past
OPINION
Aug 2, 2009 12:47 PM CDT
Married 41 Years, Profs Turn Sex 101 Into an Institution
Aug 2, 2009 12:25 PM CDT
advertisement
advertisement
'What I Did Over Summer
Break,' by Sasha, Malia
Aug 2, 2009 11:56 AM CDT
WH Eyes US Prison, Court Complex for Gitmo Detainees
Aug 2, 2009 11:33 AM CDT
Beck, Dobbs Fear the Rise of Minorities: Rich
OPINION
Aug 2, 2009 11:07 AM CDT
Obama's
Not Going
to Push for
Gay Marriage
OPINION
Aug 2, 2009 10:52 AM CDT
advertisement
Former Iranian Prez Lashes 'Show Trial'
Aug 2, 2009 10:30 AM CDT
Geithner Won't
Rule Out
Middle Class
Tax Hike
TALK SHOW ROUNUP
Aug 2, 2009 10:00 AM CDT
advertisement
House Health Care Vote Looks Like a Squeaker
ANALYSIS
Aug 2, 2009 10:00 AM CDT
Pakistan Muslims
Torch Christian
Houses; 6 Dead
Aug 2, 2009 9:36 AM CDT
advertisement
Sir Paul
Croons
to a New
Michelle:
Obama
Aug 2, 2009 9:21 AM CDT
Army Probes Charges That Worker Spied on Protesters
Aug 2, 2009 9:00 AM CDT
The Onion's
Favorite
Procrastination Sites
OPINION
Aug 2, 2009 8:31 AM CDT
UN Woman: 'Flogging Is Men Behaving Badly'
Aug 2, 2009 8:06 AM CDT
advertisement
advertisement
1.5M Jobless Will
Lose Benefits by Dec.
Aug 2, 2009 7:40 AM CDT
Pilot's Remains
Found in Iraq
After 18 Years
Aug 2, 2009 7:14 AM CDT
Manson
Lookout:
'Tate Cried Out
for Her Mom'
Aug 2, 2009 6:51 AM CDT
Chubby Thug Bada-Binged From Mob Eateries
Aug 2, 2009 6:27 AM CDT
advertisement
Family Confirms
US Hiker's Arrest in Iran
Aug 2, 2009 6:02 AM CDT
Guardian
May Shut Sunday
Observer
After 218 Years
Aug 2, 2009 5:36 AM CDT
advertisement
Best Sites for Foodies
OPINION
Aug 2, 2009 5:13 AM CDT
Castro Slaps Down
US Overtures
Aug 2, 2009 4:51 AM CDT
advertisement
Wahlberg Weds Longtime Love
Aug 1, 2009 7:56 PM CDT
Tel Aviv Gunman
Kills 2 at Gay Center
Aug 1, 2009 7:41 PM CDT
NY Cops Seek Hooker in Holocaust Survivor Killing
Aug 1, 2009 7:18 PM CDT
Tap Literary Greatness
at These Getaways
TRAVEL
Aug 1, 2009 6:56 PM CDT
Sections
US
World
Science
Politics
Great Finds
Health
Tech
Money
Sports
Media
Breaking
Crime
Entertainment
Celebrity
Lifestyle
Travel
Green
Opinion
By Date
4/21/2025
4/20/2025
4/19/2025
4/18/2025
4/17/2025
4/16/2025
4/15/2025
No more stories
Your device is not connected
Top Stories
Unearthed WWII Monument Brings Up a Controversial Killing
1
Unearthed WWII Monument Brings Up a Controversial Killing
1
Dad Asks Son to Join Family Business—Spying
2
Pope Has Easter Meeting With JD Vance
3
MLB Reporter Slammed for Flirting During Broadcast
4
Pot's Potential Against Cancer Isn't Just Fighting Symptoms
5
We're glad you're here.
As an ad-supported site,
Newser can't exist without ads.
To read our stories, you'll
need to tweak one thing.
OK, tell me what to do
If you're using:
An ad-blocker, please whitelist Newser
by clicking the ad-blocker icon in your browser.
(Examples: Adblock Plus
, uBlock
, and Ghostery
)
A DuckDuckGo extension in your browser, please access Newser without it: Either by removing it, whitelisting us, or using another browser.
Thanks so much.
Get the news faster.
Tap to install our app.
Access Newser even faster.
Click here to install our app on your desktop.
X
Install the
Newser News
app
in two easy steps:
1. Tap
in your navigation bar.
2. Tap
to Add to Home Screen.
X